FOUND IT! or at least this is a similar one. From the blog:

My former manager’s daughter (who worked mostly remotely) would come in for a visit every now and then, and would tell anyone who listened how much she loved Twilight movies and how all the stars knew her and loved her and she was best friends with them.

It’s more likely that Trump still has this weird obsession with Obama and is undoing anything Obama did because Black guy made joke at his expense years ago.

Trump, a man who dodged and cheated his way out of serving, has decided that Trans people who want to serve in the Forces aren’t worthy of doing so. Couldn’t make it up.

One of my uncles was a police officer. About a year before he was planning to retire he was diagnosed with a minor heart condition. Under the rules established by his union diagnosis of any kind of heart condition is an automatic disability retirement. (Obviously, they don’t want to deal with the liability issues of…

McCain will do nothing to save the ACA. He will make vague disapproving noises, but do nothing else to make sue that 17? 23? 32? Million people will have no insurance

Told he likely had just months to live, McCain vowed to return to vote on the GOP Healthcare Bill so that he could, “Take as many people to the grave with me as I can.”

It still boggles my mind that we’re only six months into this administration. It feels like years. Then again, it’s not surprising that this administration is a shitshow given that Trump is insane and is running it like he ran his business (which went bankrupt multiple times)

No, it’s just that President* Trump realized that the transition from girl to woman involves blood.

As usual, The New Yorker gets it right:

look at this teensy hands

The only think I find hard to believe is that the Donald Trump they claim they knew for 10 or so years was not the current guy.

“Watched low rated @Morning_Joe for first time in long time. FAKE NEWS. He called me to stop a National Enquirer article. I said no! Bad show”

Seeing Paul Ryan lose would be amazing.

Looking forward to this comment section.

“Listen to the first several notes, flat and nasal like the Oboe/duck in Peter and the Wolf”

He doesn’t think the adopted child will think of him as a father, and he has a hard time thinking that child is his.

They’re offensively ugly. No chins, and the slicked back hair makes them look like serial killers. Eric looks like Voldemort, except with hair.

Ted Cruz’s children openly hate him and I respect that. The Trump’s could learn a thing or two.

My goodness, them boys are ugly.