I’m really confused by all the triumphant responses to this.

I only just this afternoon found out I don’t have them on. Huh.

You only wrote this to broadcast that you have a fwb situation, didn’t you?

Is this the new “unread mail” brag?

And immediately responded. Nice.

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WROOOOOOOONG

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

God. What a creep.

LOL. Look at that face. That poor, persecuted snowflake.

in India, two of my female cousins married “nice guys” in arranged marriages. Their parents chose the partners. Both of these guys turned out to be awful, abusive, and violent and both cousins had to escape and get divorces. Now both are divorced women living in India and my heart breaks for them because they’re both…

I lost my dad around the same time Di died, and I was Harry’s age. I have always, always felt a strange kinship to both Princes because of this. And seeing them happy now (and championing mental health) is really nice.

I think Tony Schwartz’s op-ed in WaPo from last week fits the bill for now.

“The Intercept published a full transcript of the “very friendly” April phone between Donald Trump and his strongman crush Rodrigo Duterte”

DT is looking particularly orange. Yeesh.

Yeah we do.

Trump actually did a good job hiding his seething rage over the Vatican being much bigger and gaudier than Mar-a-Lago.

Two Jews, an adulterous nude model and a traitor walk into the Vatican.......

If I’m seeing bears through my door, I’ve been eating brownies.

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.