I have no love for Comey but trump firing the head of the FBI while being investigated by the FBI is very troubling. I believe the last president who did this was Nixon so...

He probably should have been fired?

Don’t ask me. I’m still stuck on “are another way of how.”

hire three recruiters

You must not have hired the three recruiters.

Spearmint flavored Nicorette and that funny, musty smell that suits get when you wear them one time too many without dry cleaning.

Polo and hypertension

Drakkar Noir and cheetos.

It’s all Reagan’s fault. His pre-Dickens worldview that poor folks are poor because they are lazy and shiftless caught on, and now it has spread like a fungus through the body politic. Now, 30 years later, these Ayn Rand cosplayers dominate the political landscape and spread their “just world” hypothesis over…

I don’t know-these assstains only know empathy when it affects them personally.

Wow. What a fucking turd of a person. I know plenty of people that were healthy and did all of the right things who now find themselves chronically ill. Accidents happen. You have bad genes. It’s expensive to medically treat these problems. But for many with these chronic health conditions, it also means that…

Because people who lead “good lives” never get cancer, strokes, ALS, etc. He’s pretty long in the tooth to be tempting fate this way. I would never wish debilitating sickness on anyone, but in his case I’ll make an exception.

What a brazen play to be appointed Secretary of Eugenics. Heard the position is still open.

My suspicion: Trump is starting to realize that he trolled himself by running for and being elected President.

So I’m not the only one who thought that.

Yeah, he was great. The room was fucking tough though. Especially when he went after press outlets and specific people.

Minhaj made fun of Pence noting that the VP wasn’t there because some of the women in the room might be ovulating.

Actually, I’d bet he’s into dick.

Still boggles my mind that the right demeaned Michelle Obama as “ghetto and low class” but think Melania Trump is the epitome of class now.