Hey, Jim, c’mere a second— I know you think you’re the gods’ gift to film, but I have a hot tip for ya: it’s called an intermission, you idiot. Use them and allow people to relieve themselves. Seeing as how you have all the power here, and want to flex it by rudely telling us what to do, why not actually help us out…

“Excel! N, T!”

Really, Gilbert? Did you get nervous or was the emailed script that badly composed?

Yeah, fuck that shit remake that was foisted on us by Benjamin Wallfisch: You’re an orchestral composer, dude. Techno is DEFINITELY not in your wheelhouse.

Well, if there’s one thing that we can all agree on it’s that the remake of the famous theme song is absolute garbage.

Unfortunately, as much as I love them, that’s on Respawn. The replay-ability of what they have Multiplayer for is minimal, and if I wanted to play Battletech with a bunch of people, I’d just buy that game. If Respawn wanted replay-ability, they should have made the Single Player Campaign twice as long, and added in…

It’d also help if it didn’t cost $40 for players and creators alike. So for the rest of us alleged 90% uncreative types who don’t want to program a game automatically owned by Sony with their minimal DevConsole tools, we’d rather not pay “discounted AAA game” prices to what amounts to basically a portal for a bunch of…

You’re not even just making a game that Sony owns. You are paying $40 to make a game that Sony owns, and then all your players have to pay $40 themselves just to play that Sony owned game that (lets be honest here) is little more than a tech demo because of the limitations of the software.

And it’s $40. Even if you want to experience the shoddy curation and endless tech demos.

“Please play us $40 to do what you can do for free or low cost elsewhere, had you any incentive or gumption to move your life and career in that direction. Also, anyone who wants to play things that you make here also has to pay $40.”

It’s like...”Why?”

I’d be curious about the extensibility of the toolset. For example, is it useable with a Keyboard and Mouse? Because a) I’m pretty sure REAL PS game devs don’t have to level create with a DualShock4, and b) I’m pretty sure having to program a game with only a DS4 would be a fucking nightmare. As long as the tools are…

$40. It still costs too much.

You want me to play the games? Make Dreams free as a program for users, and make the creators tools a downloadable DLC that costs money. Then have the users vote on the best games on there to send monthly to the Sony App Store for purchase (and remove them from Dreams after doing so, making he paid version for the…

So no one’s gonna say anything about how we saw a TIE fighter land for the first time on screen? It may have been detailed in the EU, but I had no idea the wings folded flat and they had landing gear under the pod. Definitely a cool visual entrance for our new villain. 

No, the Zabrak fighter was played by Dave Reaves.

I immediately recognized it and paused to explain it to my girlfriend.  I remember how Kenner came out with a bunch of vehicles to support the toy line that weren’t actually in the movie, and said they were “just out of frame in the movies”. They finally canonized one of them, lol.

From what I’ve gathered from online scuttlebutt, it’s two-fold: 1) she was dating Seth, it didn’t work out and she thought it best to leave, and 2) she was offered some film work recently and wanted to focus on those films instead of the show. Either way, I wish there was more clarity on why she left and if she’d…

I gauran-damn-tee you that someone exported all those tickets once they had access and is debating trying to figure out how to sell that info on the dark web. Freeze your credit and cancel your cards, people. Your info is out there now.

She was one of the aliens  who wanted to have sex with Riker.

THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST HILARIOUS THINGS EVER PUT ON CELLULOID. Right up until Smashmouth appears, that film can do NO wrong.