It’s a seriously shitbag move. Planned in advance as if it were some brilliant bit of stagecraft. I look forward to him nursing an infant next.

If a hungover Jimmy Fallon calling your joke “lame” is enough to make you contemplate suicide, maybe give it some serious consideration.

but it goes without saying that you really should get out of your car on a highway unless you absolutely have to.

I know this is too much to ask for, but for once it would be nice to read an article without the usual unfunny unnecessary patented jezebel snark. This could have been really helpful but jezebel gonna jezebel.

Times are tight, but combing through this article for copy edits, grammar and spelling errors could be a good quality control decision.

That’s your issue concerning this shooting? 

Because fuck this fucking cunt in Hell.

“Being a mechanic and thinking that Chevy’s use Ford engines? This guy needs to find another profession.”

Reading is fundamental. I said that Russia’s drug laws were ridiculous, and yes, Griner should not have gone to jail for what she did. But “wrongfully imprisoned” is not the same thing as “imprisoned because of an unjust law”. I take it that you, like Jezebel, don’t know that.

You are living breathing clickbait. The only reason why you are employed is because your employers know that people regularly come to read whatever you vomit out because it’s so idiotic, immature and deliberately sensational.

I feel like I should care about this much more than I do. Like I appreciate that it’s basically the equivalent of a GT3 RS for drag racing, but you can already see the writing on the wall. We’re going to see innumerable articles about how dealers are marking them up, one is going to sell at BJ for like $2.5M for some…

There is no evidence this actually happened though.

The lemmings seem to be too. 

Cool...

You people are idiots.  Go ahead and ban me. 

I have New Balance on line 1.

Because Kanye never gets reported on? They're both hot messes. What's your point?

Why would you think we’re supposed to get upset about this? If anything, it seems like we are supposed to love this.

It was unfathomably bad in many ways.

This is one of those posts that makes me wonder if Peter Thiel isn’t such a bad guy after all.