It must break your heart to hear that it is amicable.

Came here to say exactly this.

Only 42 slides to click through?

This seems like the kind of thing you should carry with you for 13 years.

Since we are recommending things for people get...how about you get a new joke?

“Just saying: I was right”

They were saying boo-urns.  

Although her punishment definitely does not fit the crime, she wasn’t arrested for “exist(ing) as a black woman in this world”.  She was arrested for bringing illegal drugs into fucking Russia.  

I have a great idea...let’s not allow the people we don’t like to have legal representation.

Yes. They should feel bad. Shame. Shame on them.

She’s back for the same reason everyone hated her...the jealous twat tribunal has spoken.  

How do you do, fellow kids?

Oh man! Just when I was considering maybe watching a couple minutes of his show....

Brad sure seems like a shit-bag but this email from Angie sounds like a bunch of manipulative nonsense.

Barney is the epitome of hackneyed garbage and it received a rational, proportionate response.

You know...I think that Shania Twain was probably right about this guy.

“Successful and Adored Millionaire Still Finds Time in Busy Schedule to be Victim”

You forgot to call Tulsi a “fucking nerd” in this super hot take.

“Behind Oz is a dark colored wagon that matches photos on the museum’s website of a 1939 Mercedes-Benz Model G4 Offener Touring Wagon.”

Oh, man...every day it seems like there are fewer and fewer celebrities to worship.