I’ll never know because I refuse to participate in these stupid fucking slideshows!

Of course not...but this is site is just buzzword madlibs at this point.

“I should note that I don’t find any measurable joy in a family’s suffering”

I’d drive what I drove then:

I don’t know if I don’t like Noah or if am just tired of The Daily Show format.

https://www.theonion.com/guy-on-doomed-planet-mostly-concerned-with-skin-color-o-1849519086

If he weren’t long-dead, I’d vote for Redd Foxx.  

A very rich lady got called out for not sticking up for an actual fucking princess.  Forgive me for not giving a shit.

Sarah Koenig is Jewish, so I’m sure what they meant to say was ‘...and some Jew lady journalist made it the world’s entertainment’ .

Pretty sure Sarah Koenig is Jewish... just in case you like accuracy when it comes to your casual bigotry.

Grammar and syntax are two things you will never master.  But keep beating it.  

Wat are you even talking about? Did you copy and paste this from another one of your posts?  

Follow-up question:

I don’t go to your church, so there actually will be plenty of people at my funeral...which, for some reason, you fantasize about like a total fucking weirdo.

You tell me.

Fuck him and his mutant Nazi spirit.

“It’s not that I take any particular joy in the potential downfall of a couple...”

You lost your stocks in 2021?  Where do you think you may have left them?  We’ll help you look for them.

I thought her injuries were sustained by trying to put her arm through her fax machine to create those photos.  

I believe this whole story...especially the part where Pitt says: “No, mommy’s not OK. She’s ruining this family. She’s crazy.”