This country is high school educated and elderly-led.  It’s a miracle it didn’t fall apart sooner.

First Ellen, now Paris?!?! Not Paris!!  Who could have possibly guessed that these people are horrible pieces of shit?

If 17 seasons of talentless drivel didn’t knock her off of the air ...how could discovering that she is a soulless tyrant have any impact?

Nuke Sturgis

Are car that size needs all of the pillars it can get!

Who watches this goddamn simple shit to begin with?

But she’s so likable! She dances at the beginning of every show! Whimsical!

Their Wrangler prices seemed pretty fair until I realized they were all turbo 4-cyl...which I am pretty sure I don’t want.  

Wow!  What a lazy observation!

Wow!  What an important distinction!

You, Kid, are a fucking psychopath.

I disagree. The messaging in this article lined up with my political leanings just fine, yet I still found it extremely unnecessary and annoying.  And I am noticing this a lot lately...I’m being lectured to and shamed by people with whom I agree 100%.  I’d like someone to study the endorphin rush that people seem to…

Fucking agreed!  Every fucking article on these sites, no matter the topic, has the writer trying to prove to the cool kids that they’re woke to the bone.  

Be careful, that observation is very offensive around these parts. It also means you don’t exercise.

Do you even lift, bro?

Why does Ben always have a drink in his hand?

3,500 lbs Max Towing!?! C’mon!

What I learned from this article:  I should probably just read Vanity Fair.

The only people who are bigger morons than police officers are corrections officers.

All of our problems are solved!!!  Phew!!