Maybachs have always been stupid.

This article should be filed under: “Who gives a fuck?”.

Great idea!

What the fuck are you even talking about?

Fuck everybody.

Also pictured: Barry Zuckerkorn.  He’s very good.

I wonder who she will blame when this inevitable turd hits the big screen?

Didn’t get one.

Didn’t get one.

Does vaping still make you a douche bag?

Hey...”rolling in”?  That’s insensitive!  He’s disabled!!  He can’t get around without the use of a walker!!!  Shame!!

That’s so Raven.

I’d argue that no personal accountability, moral vanity, and the lust to be a victim ranks pretty high up there too!

Was that first paragraph written with some sort of talk-to-text app?

“ she shared some snaps of her 26-year-old boyfriend Sam Asghari in his underwear while wearing her grandmother’s bathing suit”

Didn’t you mean “astroid”?  

Pssst.  Joan.  Somebody posted your diary entry from today on the internet.  They also tried to pass it off as an article...but I wasn’t fooled and I thought you should know.  

Another Jez quantity over quality post:

Restrooms exist everywhere.  And everybody will let you use even the most private of restrooms if you are traveling with a child.  

If you can’t figure out how to buy stocks you’re actually, both, stupid and lazy.

When it reigns, it poors.