If 17 seasons of talentless drivel didn’t knock her off of the air ...how could discovering that she is a soulless tyrant have any impact?

Nuke Sturgis

Are car that size needs all of the pillars it can get!

Who watches this goddamn simple shit to begin with?

But she’s so likable! She dances at the beginning of every show! Whimsical!

Their Wrangler prices seemed pretty fair until I realized they were all turbo 4-cyl...which I am pretty sure I don’t want.  

Be careful, that observation is very offensive around these parts. It also means you don’t exercise.

Do you even lift, bro?

Why does Ben always have a drink in his hand?

3,500 lbs Max Towing!?! C’mon!

What I learned from this article:  I should probably just read Vanity Fair.

The only people who are bigger morons than police officers are corrections officers.

All of our problems are solved!!!  Phew!!

Maybachs have always been stupid.

This article should be filed under: “Who gives a fuck?”.

Great idea!

Fuck everybody.

Also pictured: Barry Zuckerkorn.  He’s very good.

I wonder who she will blame when this inevitable turd hits the big screen?

Didn’t get one.

Didn’t get one.