Does vaping still make you a douche bag?

Hey...”rolling in”?  That’s insensitive!  He’s disabled!!  He can’t get around without the use of a walker!!!  Shame!!

That’s so Raven.

I’d argue that no personal accountability, moral vanity, and the lust to be a victim ranks pretty high up there too!

Was that first paragraph written with some sort of talk-to-text app?

“ she shared some snaps of her 26-year-old boyfriend Sam Asghari in his underwear while wearing her grandmother’s bathing suit”

Didn’t you mean “astroid”?  

Pssst.  Joan.  Somebody posted your diary entry from today on the internet.  They also tried to pass it off as an article...but I wasn’t fooled and I thought you should know.  

Another Jez quantity over quality post:

Restrooms exist everywhere.  And everybody will let you use even the most private of restrooms if you are traveling with a child.  

If you can’t figure out how to buy stocks you’re actually, both, stupid and lazy.

When it reigns, it poors. 

Stop trying to dissect comments with logic!

Ok...should we discuss her semi-literacy streak?

“Rich people love a party, especially one where they can donate non-taxable money to a friend’s charity.”

“she ended her defense Harvey Weinstein having told the press that the blame for sexual assault ’should rest equally.’”

I agree with you about the tail lights.  They are out of place and maybe...maybe would have looked cool on a 1991 Geo Storm.

“At some point in the very recent future, Ben Affleck was trawling celebrity dating app Raya, looking for a “real partner”—or, at least, another woman as radiant and talented as Jennifer Garner. Unfortunately, this did not happen!”

Yeah. Joan. 

Why not just title this post “Please do our job for us”.