Please continue to keep me updated on these two hunks. 

We live in a society that basically only makes it ok to laugh at Kevin James...and that is really fucking depressing.

Or turning over the dreaded 5th king. 

I’m not a Carolla apologist, but did anybody even listen to the context of his comments?  I did.  I can’t figure out who is lazier around here, the writers or the readers. 

Ok, I’m a coward. But you, Michael, are a fucking racist. And you can go fuck yourself. There were and still are plenty of white people who found the institution of slavery abhorrent and the legacy of it disgusting...including my relatives who died at the Battle of Bull Run (fighting for the North) and my other…

On one hand I’m appalled. On the other hand, “I hope you get pulled into a dough machine” is going to be put into my regular rotation. Thanks AI!

Madame Tussaud is going to be pissed when she discovers her Bullock is missing.

Here’s the same question I always ask: How much it weigh?

As far as freshman composition papers go, this one is pretty good. I’d put it on the fridge.

Does Vin Diesel actually introduce himself as “Vin Diesel”? And does he do it with a straight face?

Much want the bikes those gals are on!

Wow. You are such a fucking hack.

After reading this article I still can’t decide whether you are a bigger hack than you are a douche or if it’s the other way around.

How in the fuck do either of these people have jobs?

Somebody fax me when Leslie Jones does something that’s funny and/or entertaining.

These cars are stupid.

Hooray for Everything for every Super Bowl! I love those clean-cut young go-getters.