This gif perfectly captures what an annoying douche this dude is. This is what he thinks passes for humor. This is what happens when you are surrounded by and socialized by a gaggle of giggling tweens your entire life.

Oh. My mistake. 1000 pardons.

Pretty sure it’s called Skee-ball...so you can’t be that great.

I’m not sure. Why do you have so many Chuck E. Cheese tokens? Were they part of your severance package?

Seek professional help.

Zing!

And people who don’t agree with you should kill themselves? You sound like a massive fucking asshole.

Amen.

Drove the identical car in college:

SHS is a sack of shit. Literally and figuratively. She is a shit human from a shit family. She is such a fucking liar that it has become physically impossible for her to look anybody in the eye.

I agree with you and I think most of Warshington does as well.

JT is King Douche.

That is no shit. Packaging material and shipping material has gotten out of hand. I am using a 5x8 trailer to haul all of my post-holiday cardboard to the recycling center. Now, granted, a lot of that cardboard was the result of a flooring replacement that I just did. But, even without it, I would probably still need…

Sense humor.

So...uh...this is what racial purity looks like?

Am I really the only person to post this? You lazy bastards.

Ahhh...his name is DO. (pronounced dough)

Phew!

Now Apu can finally take a relaxed attitude toward work and watch the baseball match. I hear he likes the NY Mets.

Harsh, but accurate.