Ever hear The Monster Mash? Spooky

I had this exact car in high school (mine was bone stock of course). God, I loved that car!

Here he is at his last meet and greet:

What is Rusty Griswold dancing about?

I hate Justin Bieber and I agree with you, he is the better Justin.

It is definitely Charlie Sheen. 100%

He is a giant, mugging, punchable sack of annoying.

-1 zillion. This is a commercial for their stupid TV show that will probably turn into a stupid reality show that will probably be accompanied by a stupid album and a shitty fragrance and even shittier clothing line.

Hey Anne-France...you need to be wearing all of the gear all of the time! Cool photo, but eating shit on that gravel in that outfit? Sausage Creature!

We are being sold something here...not sure what. Publicity for the movie, certainly. I’m guessing, though, that this “feud” results in some sort of homoerotic wrastlin’ pay-per-view event where these guys paw at one another’s oily trunks for an hour or so...with Premier Trump emceeing the whole event.

I prefer:

Bradley Cooper seems like a smug and insufferable dick face.

Wokest Bae is the front-runner for most annoying combination of fake words in the history of the universe. Every time I read it, I am overwhelmed by vivid thoughts of suicide and/or homicide.

Pretty sure I saw these guys open for .38 Special at the Hazzard County Fair.

That’s a pretty good deal! I expected these things to be $100,000!

My Driver’s ed car was a 91 Geo Prizm.

Interesting that Trump (and/or his underlings) would want to start a conversation about shady real estate dealings. Seems like a fucking insane political maneuver for a fucker like Trump.

When I was remodeling my house I had a $600 1989 Chevy 1500 4x4 for Home Depot/Landfill runs. Sold that truck for $900 when the project was completed. I was just explaining to someone a couple of days ago how there’s few things more satisfying than driving a $600 vehicle around town. Other motorists offer a wide berth…

When that imbecile on the Malibu says (in imbecile dialect) “sorta reminds me of an ow-dee” I want to ram my fucking forehead through my television machine.

Brent Rambo has a very Trump-like demeanor. It’s fucking spooky.