Man, those guys need to get in the zone.

Dude is a douche.

Nuts to this woman and especially to her “barn-burner of an essay”. Seriously. Stanford undergrad, MFA University of Michigan, post grad fellowships...this woman has enjoyed absolutely every benefit this county has to offer all the way down to the gentle weather patterns of San Diego.

I don’t really know much about the 690, but the more I read about them, the more I like them. I need to get my hands on one and give it an honest try. Thanks for the good advice.

At 430lbs we are getting closer to something I’d actually consider riding off-road. The first company to make an adventure bike that doesn’t handle like a fucking motorhome in the woods will get a bunch of my money.

Can we address the fact that manufacturers are massivly behind the curve on the whole “murdered out” scene? Wasn’t this cool circa 2005? Literally, the only person I know who still thinks this is cool is the 24 year-old kid in my office who has:

You can most definitely get it in the US. Yellow Spot too!!!!

Time to go punch out, temp. Don’t forget to record your hours. Last week you forgot to clock out for lunch. That’s against the rules, the rules for temps, temp.

Dear Temp:

Burned down an e46? Were you pouring energy drinks in the gas tank, you dumb fuck?And BMWNA had to replace the engine? That didn’t happen, temp.

My shitty teams. Hilarious. What a burn. The record clearly reflects that I hate the Vikings and the NFL. I don’t give a shit about the Twins, I hate the NBA, and I have a casual interest in the Wild at best.

Correct. That is what a BMX bike is.

Yep.

I’d be happy to recap. You are a temp. You are not 6'7". You rent. You are racist white trash. You know a lot about COBRA which means you have been and likely are now unemployed.

I’ve never played Call of Duty and I think Will Ferrell is an unfunny douche...like you are an unfunny douche.

I don’t know what that sentence means. But, to clarify, I don’t ride BMX bikes you dumb fuck.

I own my own business, just got back from vacation on Tuesday. Headed to Alaska in a couple weeks for the Idiarod. Going on another vacation in April. You aren’t invited.

You’ve been doing your research, which is impressive. Not sure BMX is what you think it is, so...partial credit.

Now you’re 6'7" and 260lbs? Hilarious. Now, tell me about the biggest fish you caught. I bet it was bigger than the biggest fish I ever caught. Or how about all the hot bitches you bang? I bet they’re all hotter than the bitches I bang. Oooh, I know, how fast is your car? Bet it’s faster than mine. Newer too. How much…