As someone whose played the cello for 20 years just the thought of 8 straight hours makes my fingers bleed.

There’s no party like a bed time party, cuz bed time parties are zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

This always got me. High School me would look up to High School Hollywood and wonder WHEN would I (or any other classmate) ever look that hot.

I’m going top read that comment again later to fall asleep.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

That stuff makes me feel like I am coming out of my skin. Just thinking about that woman online whispering and stroking that rubber tipped hairbrush is making me anxious.

Tilda approves.

In reality it’s just 8 hours of Garrison Keillor reading the phone book.

Richter's work on The Leftovers was part of the power of the show. Dude is great at what he does. I'll be checking this out for sure.

This excites me.

HAHAHAHAHHA

when Richter and his ensemble perform the album in Berlin this fall, they will play straight from midnight until 8 AM to an audience reclining in “four or five hundred beds.”

I would for real wear this. Not to an awards show, but out and about and around.

I remember a joke from 30 Rock when Jenna was auditioning for a part and she mentions only she and Julie Bowen are up for it because basically the only parts for “middle aged” women are in bad Adam Sandler/Kevin James comedies about men who hate their wives and they’re in the weird hollywood sweet spot for the roles.…

Let us not forget the travesty of Jennifer Lawrence playing a middle-aged woman in Silver Linings Playbook, either. At the age of 22, she played a character that was supposed to be older than the character played by Bradley Cooper (38). In related news, Anne Hathaway was supposed to play that part but walked away for…

All I can think of is that scene from 30 rock, where Jenna Maroney is playing the mom of a teen. “But I’m...41 now...time...to die. *dies*”

I never noticed this in the past really until it started being pointed out more. Now I see a show like Wayward Pines and I’m like hold up...why is Shannyn Sossamon playing the mother of a teenager and wife to a 50 year old?

32? You might as well send her off to a home.

Oh Anne, of course you can be angry with agism and sexism. Just because guys buy me a drink, that doesn’t mean I have to put up with his misogyny. Fuck that shit.