Only 25 kinds of chips? Must have been on the small side.
Only 25 kinds of chips? Must have been on the small side.
SEAL HICCUPS! This totally made my day.
*shakes cane* YOU KIDS WITH YOUR DANGED LOUD RESPIRATORS AND YOUR... MUSIC
So good.
Okay but literally no other reaction to being surrounded by a pod of sea lions would be appropriate.
Oh god. Can you imagine how insufferable she would be if she actually got thrown into jail? She thinks she’s some kind of modern-day Christian martyr as it is. I can hear the violins already.
If you have a job
“I love women! I have emotions! I’m a good person now!”
You speak for yourself.
Ah, that’s why you gotta microwave it between two paper towels. The result is crispy crunchy salty deliciousness.
TEAM TURKEY BACON! Just like team regular bacon except everyone hates us.
Confession: I prefer turkey bacon to regular bacon. Come at me.
My bologna has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R
You don’t have to worry about me. I’m far too lazy to steal anyone’s business model, unless that model somehow found a way to monetize watching Netflix with no pants on.
*dusts off doc martens*
That hair/flannel combo is the most 90s thing I’ve ever seen. It’s so 90s it’s going to rend the fabric of space and time and send us all back to 1995.