Sounds like you’ve done this before.

*sunglasses emoji*

Chokers and flannel shirts?

The proletariat?

They went to the wrong park.

That was amazing.

STEVE FROM ACCOUNTING! STOP PEEING ON BOMBAY SAPPHIRE’S BED! BOMBAY SAPPHIRE NO! THAT’S STEVE FROM ACCOUNTING’S FANCY FEAST!

In an editorial titled “Did Love Win?”,

I definitely thought your cat’s name was Bombay Sapphire for a minute.

What a fucking world we live in.

Just gonna stare at this for 10 minutes straight. Thank you.

I will always be fully baffled by people who suggest that the answer to the epidemic of gun violence is more guns. It’s like trying to fight a malaria outbreak with mosquitoes.

OMG you’re right and they’re tiny and adorable and wear sweaters for some reason. NEW PLAN.

“My Transparent Roommate,” Sundays at 8 on TLC

ok but none of those places have penguins

Yes definitely. Jez compound in Antartica! It was bound to happen at some point.

*shows up at your house wearing a snowsuit, clutching four cats and toting a drum filled with Southern Comfort* LET’S DO THIS

Yeah, I’m always relieved when Jez doesn’t repost straight from Gawker. Sometimes they do and I don’t realize it straight away and I’m reading through the comments section like “WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW HAS EVERYONE LOST THEIR MINDS? ...oh nvm I’m on Gawker.”

I really don’t think I can bring myself to watch it, but there is something to be said for this.