Probably a lot like being a lion handler except instead of bravely holding a ferocious lion at bay using a three-legged stool you spend most of your time yelling “JUSTIN NO.”

This is perfection

Yup: http://www.people.com/article/cross-…

How is that a real thing? They're both anti-adoption AND anti-abortion? I'm so confused

Truth. I've only had 1 and I wear yoga pants everywhere I go (and have not been to yoga in several years). If I make it to 4 you can bet that on the rare occasion that I actually make it out of my house I'll be wearing mismatched pajamas and crocs.

In all seriousness, though, weren't these kids all homeschooled in the same cult that teaches that dinosaurs co-existed with man and the earth is only 5 minutes old and carbon dating is an illuminati conspiracy or something? I doubt there was a huge emphasis on the Elements of Style in that curriculum. Go easy on the…

I feel so awful for Anna and her children. She’s completely trapped. Everyone she knows is probably “counseling” her to stay with him, and probably telling her it’s her fault to begin with. (Apparently the pastor of the Duggars’ church gave a sermon on Sunday on the topic of marital infidelity and sagely explained…

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I like to think that this is actually donald trump. all in here like “you stupid bimbo losers don’t even know about sheep”

As will the reminder that just because federal law allows same-sex marriage doesn’t mean the fight for civil rights is over.

Oh my god it really does look like him. I feel like I should go pray or something.

Right? “The Wine Train” just sounds like an absolute riot; the kind of place you can totally go and drink wine with your book club and occasionally even allow noises like laughter to leave your face. They need to change this to “The Scowling Moneyed Pearl-Clutching Day Drunk White Ladies’ Transit Line.”

Okay but seriously. WHO LETS THAT HAPPEN? Like even if your parents are negligent enough to name you Dick Tips you start calling yourself Richard or Rich or Ricky or legally change your last name once you reach the age of majority. Good lord.

#tbt

Manception.

No no no, self-awareness of your quirkiness is not quirky. LJ bio’s just a William Carlos Williams quote followed by a list of her favorite foods.

Sounds like she’s running it of quirky things to do. “Today I’ll uhhhhh... put bubblegum in my ear. My *left* ear. YES PERFECT.”

lol @ the bear going down the slide

We live in the bible belt, so it is what it is. I just consider myself lucky that I got a good judge who also thought the whole thing was a bunch of bullshit and granted the petition approximately 45 seconds into the hearing.

Kinda just reads like a documentary.