Typical Deadspin hypocrisy - you laud this play not long after criticizing Baker Mayfield for his one-handed grab against Kansas. Sad!

Bristolnacht

“I’m interested in a powerful position in government and I’m willing to bribe you with a baseball team.”

“26" is right up there with “standing” in the world of absurd wiping answers that makes me question if we’re part of the same species.

26?!!! You are either out of your mind, using the absolute worst TP on the planet, or both. Get some halfway decent stuff and you should be fine with 3-4.

Good for them. It’s usually the Trojans getting fooled by something hidden on the inside.

I’mma get you out of the greys to allow you to stew in your own obliviousness more publicly.

Whatever this period has been spanning the Bush years until now has been characterized by people who are extremely bad at their jobs doing very, very well despite (?) that fact. No one has been so committed to not only being bad at their job, but somehow, despite being on the front row for most of the essential…

I remember asking my father as a child (I think around 4th grade) why he never videotaped my school concerts or performances like the other parents (back in the day of giant camcorders, which we didn’t own). And he replied, “All week you’ve been complaining about this stupid concert, and now you want me to videotape…

hmmm...this is a good rebuttal to all the people who say that the left is being paranoid.

Well, I don’t know whether Trump is going to actually try to deport millions of people, build a massive wall, or ban Muslims from entering the country (all things he repeatedly, directly, and strongly actually campaigned on, not conspiracy theories his opponents made up), but I think people on the left are more scared…

People on the left are mostly afraid of things Trump has actually said, or things people Trump appears to be empowering by putting them into his administration have actually said.

Such a ridiculous double standard when it comes to catching your spouse masturbating. The few times I’ve caught my wife or found out about it later I’m like “Hey now, that’s hot...want some company?” But whenever she catches me it’s all “Gross! What’s wrong with you? At least wait until the funeral is over!”

...will reportedly replace him with retread Bruce Arena

Are you surprised he has the ball to do it?

PACKERS.

You fucking bastard. There is not one single mention of Homeowners Associations on this entire goddamn list.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."