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A little more perspective from the “supervisor” position, but I would add the following: 1. Be on time 2. Answer your phone 3. If someone e-mails you a task, acknowledge that you’ve received it and are working on it. 4. Take your vacation days. How your company/boss responds to you using the days YOU’RE ENTITLED TO…
JFC. Santa doesn’t have time to wrap 12 billion presents.
Mint is easy, but if not contained it will take over your whole space. If you don’t get sun past 1 p.m., you won’t get tomatoes.
Any chance we can get the photos captioned? Some of these were too difficult to read. (Adjusts coke bottle glasses)
She was slapping the window in confusion and frustration because Jack just finished and then said “hey.”
Good Christ do I enjoy Ellie writing about sports. Eff Scott Baio.
Surprised this didn’t appear under Big Time Small Time Dicks.
He’ll have time to write! Letters to you will be one of his only forms of “recreation.” It takes a bit to get back in the habit of writing letters, but it can actually be very romantic! Congratulations to the both of you!
Counterpoint: the dog should be put down. I had to put down my Boston Terrier (15 pounds of pure terror) last September because he was a biter. I should have done it earlier. The final straw was him biting my 3-year-old nephew. It wasn't the first time he'd bitten someone either. I tried training, a shock collar and…
Plus one red star.
Counterpoint to your reasons for vomiting list: seasickness ... particularly if you have no way to leave the ship. You feel better for about 10 minutes and then start getting nauseous all over again.
If only he’d had Trump’s resources so he could have legally dodged the draft. Damn.
Thank you for bringing this into my life.
Pretty sure taint spasm guy has a hernia. Sorry, dude.
Pretty sure it's Van Dien, not Van Diem. He's the star of all my favorite straight-to-DVD religious movies.
Katjes is a German company. Here’s their English-language website: http://www.katjes.com. As much as I love and miss Germany, these fish make my heart hurt. The other products are better ... I promise.
Waiting for multi-option version of "Would U" featuring Bear Bernie, socialist dirty talk Bernie, loose skin Bernie and regular Bernie. Thanks.