Yeah, seriously, f*ck that “sexy Megan Fox” bullsh*t - that woman makes everything she appears in look like a cheap porno.

“...Bethany finally finds God” - that is such a Smith’y bit, that God is *literally lost*. You know, like the joke about finding Jesus - “No, I didn’t even know he was lost” - Smith took that tiny silly gag and made it into a whole movie.

Totally get this. In fact, Cracked’s David Wong takes the point even further in his article about how the new heroes of cinema are now invincible demigods who, from the point of view of their ludicrously outmatched opponents, actually look a fair bit like violent bullies with surprisingly good publicity: http://www.cra…

And where’s Blue Merle’s whistle arrow from GOTG? Must be an energy weapon in the vein of light sabers and energy swords - basically, I’ll do any contortion of reason necessary to fit it on there.

Truly an epic episode, I remember it well!

Wow, way too many - so I’ll just limit myself to a reaction to one of the first: If we find out Rey was one of those infant jedi trainees Lucas pulled out of his... beard for the *gaggrhg* prequels, I’m going to punch everything with JJ Abrams’ name on it from now until eternity.

Never mind his backstory - what I want to know is, why in the name of blazes does the First Order have specific weapons and training to deal with light sabers if, within their culture/propaganda, the jedi, and by extension their signature weapons, are supposed to be a myth?

Oh, come on, Hasbro, with that response - you’re not even trying, are you?

Yeah... no, it’s still kind-of a bad movie - although my personal recollection doesn’t count as my experience was so marred by the horrendous 3D experience that I never went back for a second helping.

So... did “Warlock” get lumped in with the “King Arthur” movies or what?

OK, but... isn’t this just a run-down of the trope of the stable time loop?

- and those famous people they have to get keep being white.

I’m increasingly hoping they’ll just put out, like, a ton of versions of the same movie, but with all of Reynolds’ different takes dubbed over and trailer materials of various kinds sprinkled over - like the crocs scene, or different versions of the “unfuckable” scene - just because.

Wait, Peter Parker is rich now?

There’s two answers, or rather, two questions (at least) - which is the best Bond movie, and which is your favorite one.

It just occurred to me that the “hand guard” on Kylo Ren’s lightsaber might not be a hand guard after all - given the apparently unstable nature of her lightsaber (yes, I stand by my theory: Kylo Ren is Leia. You mark my words) it might be some sort of venting from an overheating powersource or some such.

I love the “Anglepoise” reference!

No, I’m not going to visit the SW wiki, I’m just going to say it: - I always just assumed that those two table-tops off to the sides *were* the engines. Like, they ionize the... air (space air - there’s sound in it, just roll with it here) and “glide” on it, kinda using the... air (shut up) as the rail in a hovering…

Dude, I’m totally yoinking that “field of fucks” metaphor, for use at the earliest possible opportunity....

OK, I’m not following this series, nor am I that much of an avid Batcomics fan or DC connaisseur but... isn’t it pretty well established that this takes place in a fictionalized USA? As in, Gotham City is basically slightly-different-than-real New York etc.?