Shit. Did Williams Sonoma put a hit out on Drew????

I’d like to see it with another lineman in place of Trubisky.

Percocet. Ever had these? For years I put up the old man “Get off my lawn” routine. But now? I MUST HAVE. Give me all the Percocet. They tell you you’re not allowed to have cheap beer, but brother, you haven’t listened to Skins talk radio all week. 95% of what’s wrong with the NFL could be washed away with these…

We miss you Drew. We all want you to get better. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

This isn't the Marlins buddy 

For the poor bastards who live in the DC area, the coming week will be a hellscape of sports talk radio personalities saying things like, “Listen, if Josh Johnson can play like that in the remaining three games, the Skins could go 9 and 7, and in this league that might be good enough for a wild card spot!”

This Patriot team in no way scares anybody.

Can Ryan Tannehill actually throw a 70+ yd Hail Mary pass? Because if he can’t, Gronk doesn’t actually need to be in the game.

He’s in there to defend against the jump ball, which is definitely something he can do very well. Breaks down when they don’t do that though. In fairness to Gronk, it’s not like the players who were actually defenders did their job either.

The first 69 Gronk doesn’t like

“Student-athletes” have to wait four years beyond the end of their athletic scholarship period to be able to win prizes in NCAA-sponsored contests, but head coaches can immediately collect 8-figure severance packages after being fired.

Soooo why was she selected then? Why not pick someone else? 

Ha sorry—tried to make it a joke rather than being an ass, then saw I was the tenth to say something about it.

We do?

Your side note is essentially the sports equivalent of modern day Republicans claiming to be the party of Lincoln. 

All true. The point of this blog was really just to show how weird this is, rather than to read anything more into it or to make any predictions off it.

Even the disgruntled, hungover teenagers who run the decrepit rides at crappy amusement parks at least pull on the safety belts before starting the ride.

I mean he didn’t overlook strapping himself in to be fair.

> ...a skilled pilot steered the craft down a steep mountain. But shortly after takeoff, the pair realized that his harness hadn’t been connected to the glider at all