Khalil Mack highlights: The only thing that makes Jon Gruden’s face turn pale.

The Bears also received a 2nd round pick.  Never Forget

It will never happen just because of how awesome it would be. Imagine Kaep coming in and leading them to the playoffs, getting the fans on his side, and then, kneeling IN DC (OK Maryland) right in Trump’s backyard while also calling out Snyder on the team’s racist name/logo. It would be the perfect storm and it would…

It’s not the battery percentage that’s concerning, it’s the 73 tabs on a mobile browser

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Hot take alert: The Giants go on a roll and steal the division.

It feels like that was probably the end of Alex Smith’s career, which is really sad. I realize that he doesn’t get that much respect here, but the dude has done a lot and I was hoping that he would be able to at least quit on his own terms after this season or the next.

This is a periodic reminder that Joe Theismann changed the pronounciation of his last name to rhyme with Heisman. His family pronounced it like “Theeseman”.

$25,000 is never not a lot of money, for anybody.

Imagine your employer was trying to drum up business and instead called attention to the fact that you were parked illegally and you got a $25 ticket. I feel like you just miiiiiight be a little pissed about it.

Wow, scorching hot take there, my dude. Surely you are the first person in ALL THE INTERNET to be annoyed that an athlete makes more money than you and therefore shouldn’t be bothered by having to pay $25,000 for anything.

The only way you can get a Packers fan to take their Lipitor is if you hide it in a cheese curd

“barred from campus” 

I played hockey for over twenty years. They’d throw your ass out of a game for that one, to hell with an elbowing penalty. And that’s in a HOCKEY game. This? Suspended for a good long time.

Here’s a star with the word “Pow!” on it for you.

I’m rarely a fan of escalating on-court shenanigans into actual courts, but that’s assault.

“there is an expression you often see on T-shirts and bumpers stickers that goes more or less like this: “Jesus Said It. I Believe It. That Settles It.”

Well written.
TLDR: Trump is a poor person’s idea of what a rich person is, dumb person’s idea of what smart person is, a weak person’s idea of what strong person is.

i cant wait for this company to go under. I will not miss it one bit. 

Harley Davidson made a crappy, over-priced, cheesy product and then aggressively turned it into a lifestyle brand for baby boomers.

Gee, what could go wrong with that business model?