yes, this man has no dick.

Is this true?

Everything was going fine with the system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here...

Welp, be sure to have a good answer ready when asked to choose the form of The Destructor.

Their attitude reminds me of this tweet:

I generally like people

Hey! Gruden doesn’t actually have red skin! I feel like Deadspin’s been misleading me here.

The field is 120 yards as each end zone is 10 yards deep. That is playable area and though not painted with yard markers, count towards running totals.

The Return team gets to choose whether to take the ball where it was touched or where it ends up, so the safety would not have been counted.

Especially since he throws a prettier TD pass than Trent Dilfer

The fact that he will retire without a Super Bowl is fucking criminal. 

Very cool of Lewan to pretend to not know who Norman is, after going out of his way to approach him on the field and then identifying him by name and position in the same breath. He really showed him.

This is what happens when you ask Penny for his thoughts. 

James Harden is one of the very best basketball players in the world and the NBA would be worse off without his handles and shooting and creative abilities

Oh sure, NOW they’re generous with post-season shares.

It’s not halfway through, its with 15 seconds left in the play clock.  Also, he’s never going to get better at reading the defense if his coach is going to do it for him.

I like to believe his writers did this on purpose to troll him.

Never met a Jesse Palmer stan before, this is weird.

Are you trying to tell me there are guys who aren’t already on a team who would be better?

Surprised Ben didn’t just go in anyway. He seems the type of guy to do that.