based on the amount of redshift in his image, Gruden and the Raiders are receding from us at 99.9976% the speed of light

To say nothing of the other nine years. 

That third Lions player took Mack to the ground, there’s some hope still.

I’m honestly worried they are going to have to start messing with the background colors to continue the reddening. We're barely halfway through the season. 

If steam isn’t coming out of Gruden’s ears by the end of the year I’m done with Raiders coverage as much as those players are done with the Raiders.

Just because he lost an eye for this country doesn’t make his terrible politics any more tolerable.   Although I did laugh when his phone played the Ariana Grande song.   

We get it, you’re a racist bigot.

This was so disgusting to watch last night. Like, its just the same regurgitation of the “all soldiers are heroes” mentality that is just inherit authoritarian bullshit. 

Crenshaw is a vile, repugnant piece of shit. The fact that he lost an eye in “service to our country” (i.e., being gullible enough to believe the oligarchs’ propaganda and enlist) changes nothing.

I have the stars n’ stripes tattooed on my boner. The toughest part was staying hard while the 300-lb hairy guy was inking my junk, but I did it because I love ‘merica that goddamn much.

“It had no effect on the game itself, which ended in a draw after seven hours.”

I wonder why this sport has never caught on in the mainstream...

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NBC is the reason people think he is a successful businessperson!

Fuck them regardless

That, but most terribly of all: the underclass that has had all of their class consciousness brainwashed out of them. I work in a country club and my co workers think the bougie slob patrons are their actual friends, No! These people are your class enemy dummy. 

This. And all the people still in 2018 who are willfully oblivious to what is going on and don’t realize just what the elite in this country will do once it gets the authoritarianism it desires. 

Spot on. Add in a crowd of apathetic people twiddling their thumbs along to, “I’m not really into politics, it just doesn’t interest or effect me.” 

Rented for 7, slouched outside for 5 or 6?

No way he lasts seven minutes

OK, Donnie Jr., but nobody forgot about your dad’s worst deal—paying $130,000 to rent three cubic inches of Stormy Daniels for seven minutes.