Newton’s third law says there is a definite correlation. It isn’t the only factor (stuff like the mass of the ball, where it hits on the bat, what the bat is made out of are all pretty important) but all things being equal, a ball that comes in faster is going to go out faster.

They should require every golfer have a unique name, like actors and racehorses.

Also seeing as he has Wells Fargo, he probably has 6 credit cards, 3 online banking profiles and 2 more checking accounts he never asked for.

Hmm, how long would it take to legally change my name to Jordan Spieth?

Seeing as he has a Wells Fargo account, they probably took his house instead.

yeah, it’s called ‘fuck you money’

“I honestly didn’t know anything about it. I wouldn’t even know if I’d been paid or not because I don’t really look.”

Me when the bank calls to say I over-drafted my account 16 times in one weekend

I wouldn’t even know if I’d been paid or not because I don’t really look.

Bank Error in your favor.  Collect $150,000 from other players.

Fits the description the New Orleans newspaper had as well...

Oh thrower, but the 1B definitely Roger Dorn’d it.

Indians fans should never complain about a “stupid and archaic” tradition while still sporting that logo...laughable.

WYTS this year has had a very disappointing number of people complaining about their team getting ragged on. Are we going to have to wait until #31 to get the annual “guy who missed the joke?”

And when a Charlie Hebdo like massacre happens, I have no doubt that Trump and the GOP will realize with horror how far they’ve let the ‘fake news, enemy of the people narrative’ spiral out of control, they will immediately take drastic steps to reign in the culture of hate and violence towards journalists they’ve…

I was a Yankee fan living in Boston that year. It was glorious.

Ahhh, of course. I’d forgotten her name and assumed that was the case you were referring to with the Pitino mention. And then I got hung up on former 49ers and Panthers coach George Seifert, and was wondering if he’d had some college-level scandal that had slipped my mind.

The problem isn’t your Google-fu—I evidently misspelled the last name.

Pitino had what he called a “brief affair” with a woman named Karen Sypher back in the late 00s or very early 2010s (can’t remember exactly); she then went on to blackmail him for hush money she used to purchase a home, put one of her kids through…

I’ll bet at least I can out-drink her, which is the entire point of bowling anyways.

“Jokes on you, Robby. My wife has a nut allergy, which is why we can’t even have sex anymore.”

The Browns should have responded with a picture of a plane hitting the world trade center.