Yes, everyone feels so sorry for the plight of the Red Sox fan.

Every fucking time (well at least for the last seven years and counting) I read about the abyss that is third base for the Red Sox I think about this good baseball man and slowly shake my damn head. What a good, nay great, baseball man.

Wow. Fuck that.

PERFECT

JWMatt - “All generations have their fair share of dirtbags, losers, scumbags, and burnouts. That has nothing to do with being a millennial.”

Wait they don’t get game checks in the playoffs?

well i just learned puerto ricans were born outside the united states.

Maybe they’re red win aficionados!

he works for Donald trump, additional information on his character is largely cosmetic.

Take his money, sure.

Can this man be any more of a cliche Wall Street guy? This is so disgusting yet humorous in its obviousness. Take all his money, Deidre.

I’d like to say that we, as a nation, have finally wisened up to such chicanery but November wasn’t that long ago.

To boost sales, promoters say that, immediately following the fight, Mayweather will face McGregor in a spelling bee.

I like how he uses an imaginary phone to call his sources.

Pictured: Smith talking to his sources.

One of the worst offenders of this was the Dodge Ram. I remember seeing one saying starting at roughly $26,000, then in tiny print it says “Price as shown: $73,185.

Wat? Yes they do. A tesla is still a Tesla, just as the base “corvette” is still a corvette, but a Zr1 is gonna run you another 75 to 100k.

Headline:

Right, totes a tesla fanboi. Actually, I am Elon.

They really are so unlike anything else we’ve ever seen on this planet, it’s not even a crackpot theory. Could have been they hitched a ride on a meteor. Lord knows they could survive the trip. :-)