It looks like she clipped the runners heal. Just saying.

I'm sorry that you lost your childhood to a city with the best NBA team in the Western Conference. Buy tickets, not drugs.

Clearly you think you're a comedian and 162 dead Americans is fair game for because the Sonics owner failed to do his homework. Think before you post.

That isn't funny.

That isn't funny.

That's not funny.

That isn't funny.

Scott Brooks just said "You can do that?" Then he wept.

"Darren's our friend Brett!" Skidoosh!

Was a decision ever made on a winner?

Great read. Thanks for the insight.

Loos like he was a groomsman in any wedding ever.

I drink your milkshake.

This was clearly the only rational way to celebrate. Good on ya Kansas.

How did G.W. Bush get to hang out with Bruce Jenner?

I wanted to write something funny but as I began to compare my thoughts to Sean's I had to give up. That was perfect sir.

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