I dunno, it kinda suggests she might have been disillusioned and angry when a fantasy scenario of being Mrs Neil Gaiman didn’t pan out. Or something like that.

If a dude wants an open relationship they’re probably a creep.

The Mike Pence “never be alone in a room with a woman other than your wife and possibly not her either” rule is a bit much but I would definitely support a “never even try to take a bath with your nanny” rule.

If they’re going to drive a full size vehicle, they need to weld a seat to the front bumper and require someone to sit in it, watching out for people.

I’d think basic due diligence for something like this would include knowing everything in vicinity of the track before doing the stunt.

Before a recent budget hearing on the National Science Foundation … Rep. Vernon Ehlers happened to bump into a Republican colleague. He informed Ehlers of his intent to whack the appropriation, grumbling, “NSF has no business funding automatic teller machines and gambling.” Fortunately, Ehlers, whose doctorate in…

Maybe he has baby fingers

Plenty of ex-military participated in January 6. And plenty of active military with too much time on their hands as well.

To make things worse, there’s a bit of a sand shortage.

Yes but that pollutes the ocean with all the crap in the house.

You’d think all those boomers would remember what Hendrix sang about building castles on the sand.

“The value of the beachfront homes cannot be understated”

No sympathy for people who buy homes on the water like that.

Triton has built subs that have been to the bottom of the Marianas Trench, and back, and then went to other deep sea locations.

He licked his thumb, then used the thumb to rub a blemish on the truck, then when pulling his arm back his wrist was cut by a sharp edge on the truck.

Because the world doesn’t owe you a living, dude.

Oh god get some new ideas.

X-Men is popular because just about everyone feels different and excluded in some way at some point in their life. Mostly their adolescence and teen years. Even if they aren’t part of a minority. 

More than that, if you forget your gun is in your carry-on, that means it’s also somewhere that kids could find it.

To be fair, there are some really nasty people in the rural heartland.