As a Browns fan, watching this dumpster fire is starting to get mighty old... It's always good for a couple laughs or two, and then lots of tears.

I don't think most of the deadspin audience is gonna get the mapplethorpe joke, but goddamn that was a good one.

One adult ticket to see this R rated movie which I am old enough to see! *kid holding up Mozgov in the trench coat sneezes*

Best joke in the whole segment.

The REAL highlight here is Splitter setting some great picks.

The inclusion of female characters (and diverse ones too) was nice and better than most AAA releases, but it still couldn't escape the tropes of all the women being extremely thin and conventionally attractive. And they make lots of orgasmic noises when they die. That doesn't detract depth from the characters or…

See, I liked her way more in the first two games because they didn't sexualize her as much as they did in gow3.

I feel like Bernie was the only believable female character in GOW. She was pretty badass, and Zarya would make an excellent addition.

Video Games New York is a ripoff for anything that isn't rare. Been there a million times and while the selection is amazing, the prices are always really, really high. If I were buying a PS2, I'd stick to game champ (other good used video game store in the NYC area). If I were buying a mint condition copy of some…

The "ten minutes of hypothermia" track which has the same chill penguin remix in it is pretty awesome as well. Because you know, it's got the badass stage select music in it too.

Jill is probably wishing that they just left him to die on the roof.

Even hypothetically, the Browns still look like shit.

I wish I could up vote this more.

I miss Wario Diego....

You forgot the bad tattoos!

as a browns fan, this is the saddest +1

I'm willing to bet the cops recognized him better than that tool in the bud light ad.

I cannot agree more with this post

They are in Bristol, after all.