I'm not sure what his contract looks like, but I wouldn't be surprised if LeBron gave birdman a call. Decent rim protector and cleanup guy on second chance buckets.

I don't know how dude migrated to Ohio, but I'm not complaining.

I love reading old reviews on gamefaqs because they all conclude with buy/rent/pass and that's usually the best indicator of a good game imo.

Jason Smith, JR Smith, Josh Smith. That's the triangle offense Phil Jackson, should, nay, must run.

add this to the long long list of reasons of why I'm embarrassed to be from Cleveland

Yeah pretty much.

I feel like this is the video game equivalent of having a "my kid's an honor roll student at this fancy school" bumper sticker. If the dad just did this on his own without making a big deal about it, hey that's cool. I just think posting all about it is just lame. I bet Eliot enjoys his retro games as much as the rest…

This is weird and pretentious. I like games as much as the next guy, but this is the same shit as pushing your kid into the sports you played to relive your own memories.

I found Waldo!

I'm glad she has location services turned on, but a tweet that stupid could ONLY come from Florida.

Well, the Bucs are pretty much the Dan Hibikis of the NFL.

"Rob Gronkowski a man perpetually imbued with the spirit of a 1 a.m. flip cup match"

Pettine = 2.5 Shanahans.

Buckeye fans are also in mourning.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed this.

This was more staged than The Wrestler.

Neckbeard does not approve.

Pictured: A guy with an abundance of skill

Even though the "skill" is making guesses on results that the athletes will produce.

This isn't controversial, it's just fucking stupid.