[slow clap] that was perfect.

I see what you did there.

io9 is total Marvel fanboys, man. They crap all over DC and it’s a conspiracy.

Sadly, everyone thinks my adventures of Sans Holo are plagiaristic and derivative.

If it was indeed “almost identical,” your reaction sure seems a touch hypersensitive.

Someone would write it, it just wouldn’t be on this site.

It’s a style of art typified by the movement of feet to the rhythm of accompanying music. I don’t see it much these days, what with having to shout at the kids on my lawn looking for pokermans.

If you’re not in the business, you might think, “Wow, that’s so much faster and more efficient than road work we see in the U.S.A.! Road jobs take forever here.” But if you are in the business, you say, “Must be nice to be allowed to repave a major road through the middle of a major city without having to bother at…

Newt: They maowstly come out at night. Maowstly.

you linked to a Forbes opinion piece. Forbes is a notoriously anti-environment, pro-oil industry magazine, and that author is a blathering shill who doesn’t even try to hide his bias and ridiculous cherrypicking because he knows that fools like you wont bother to read his nonsense with a critical mind.

I take back what I said. After you posted the same scene ten times, I watched it again, and he doesn’t look anything like Harrison Ford, and his Harrison Ford impression seems to be stuck between his throat and nose. Nobody could watch this scene and see anything but a stilted impressionist.

Thank god they cast an actor and not a Harrison Ford impersonator (who can’t act).

Because casting is all about whether or not someone looks exactly like someone else.

Nice. Now bring on all the comments predicting that this movie isn’t necessary / can’t be any good from people who haven’t seen the script and literally have zero idea if it can be any good.

Right, because now that the new movie is out, nobody can watch the old ones or even remember them. Forever, people like us who grew up on the original Ghostbusters will be unable to recall anything about the franchise but the latest movie. This will taint all of our memories of growing up.

That’s still a really, really dumb thing to think, though. If your memories of enjoying the original Ghostbusters movie are altered by a sequel made thirty years later, you are a dumb person and deserve to be made fun of by people you don’t know on the Internet.

He was watchin the feature film when he shoulda been watchin the trailer!

Ugh..probably smells like leathery burnt bacon...