Don’t listen to her. She’s just trying to steer you toward eating square hamburgers.

Pro tip: Use your least important finger to steer that fruit chunk back into the blades.

They sure can be if you make them a certain way. That’s what that link to the Are Smoothies Healthy? article is for :)

So this is where we keep our nuclear wessles. .

As you earn more badges from the Council you can eventually buy the Morty Chips in the store. You can also craft them too if you like.

I did read somewhere that it’s better to just grind away and level up, defeat the Council and then eventually catch/combine more Morty’s. Which seems to make the most sense to me since…

“A 6,000-seat theater that one day one owner said ‘we hope will host the Oscars.’”

Exactly! The correct response - if you’re white - to “Black lives matter” is to say “Yes. Yes, they do” not “BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?!?”

I don’t think the author is racist, necessarily. The book is written by a woman of color, illustrated by a black woman, and edited by a black woman who won the Coretta Scott King prize for a book she herself wrote in 2013. I agree that the book is problematic, but I would hesitate to call its makers racist.

That’s how bonds work. Public entities don’t just have hundreds of millions of dollars lying around, so when they finance stadiums they do so by borrowing a money from the bank, and then paying it back over a 20 or 30 year timeframe. Just because the team skipped town during the repayment period doesn’t mean the city,…

Gotta feel for the guy. He may have been something, if idiotic coaching hadn’t destroyed him.

Imagine a newspaper staff (not just the editorial board) that goes to sleep every night fapping to Atlas Shrugged and you’ll have a better idea about where these guys are coming from.

“OC Register argues ... the vaccination bills and “pay your cheerleaders” provision are... government overreach”

F*cking Orange County. DUH
Yes, this is *not* pre-industrialized America - we vaccinate people and pay them a minimum wage, you lunatics.

Or at least re-happy.

it’s clear as day he say “fuck me! cumsies!”

A real blank killed Jon-Erik Hexum when he fired it into his temple. The wadding and whatnot in the round was enough.

You’re half right. It was loaded with blanks. But one of the blank casings go jammed in the barrel... And the rest is history and Michael Masse’s biggest regret.

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?

If a hipster fakes their artisanal product and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

I would have laughed so hard if it was a brand plug - like “he tied the umbilical cord off with red Beats by Dre headphones, the only headphones Iman uses before a game.”