More like a-maize-ing! Amirite?

Candy corn is amazing.

Yes, you are the only one that is pissed. The rest of us are completely charmed by his devil-may-care attitude and want him to date our sisters.

huh. It’s almost as if somebody is suggesting Dodgers fans have a propensity for violence.

Is he going to ride that Penny Farthing all the way to the artisinal pencil shop in Manhattan, or just to the nearest Wes Andersen diorama-rama?

We’ve received dozens of emails about the incident from people affiliated with both John Jay and Marble Falls

Typical anti-Texan nonsense. If we were in Texas, I’d pistol-whip you until you took that back, right after I got done pistol-whipping some old person for suggesting that our backup running back would probably only get scholarship offers from Houston and A&M.

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

No I really don’t go “Hmmmmmm....”

Definitely Not Miss Piggy

Forget Early Access. I’m sure I’ll be an Early Finish, as usual...

No, You cannot drive with Epilepsy ( You have a seizure behind the wheel, your car becomes an out of control death machine)

DLC is how they 1. can “increase” the cost of games for inflation even as people continue to moan that the $60 price point for this gen (and 50 last gen) is OMG Too High; and 2. actually get any money at all from used copies. This makes it much less likely to decrease in price or go on sale, at least until they…

Protip: if you get stuck, the internetz should have solutions in no time too.

Man Fulfills Dream To Be Asshole In Comment Section

It’s so wonderful to actually witness games positively impacting people. That’s why I make em! This is what makes the days, weeks, months, and years of stress and hard work worthwhile.

I won’t tell you how to spend your money, but I will say that the microtransactions don’t bother me because I don’t really care about multiplayer in a Metal Gear Solid game and the single-player stuff is fucking fantastic. I can totally sympathize if you feel otherwise, though.

I rate this trolling 9/10, easily the best I have read all summer.

I do it everywhere, stop shaming me