You say that in jest, but I think they could quite easily do that and they'd be OK.

Obligatory.

Oooh a new Batman cartoon! Can't wait to se-

Ew! Hate the logo, and the chin strap on the mask is stupid.

So...what you're saying is that when faced with a much less lucrative and slower method of providing access to the internet (lets call it a "slow lane"), telecom companies have either neglected or actively slowed down the internet traffic along these slow lanes while maintaining their much more profitable and faster…

"the egregious criticism of overweight child stars" "incapable of viewing them as anything more than twinkie receptacles."

Not really nitpicks. I mean, the "haha, Michael Bay has lots of explosions in his movies" thing is a bit worn out, because he does action movies, and explosions are cool, but I agree with the honest trailer; the characters sucked, the dialogue sucked right from the very first lines (one-liners are so 80's, but they're…

You actually don't. Even USDA standards only mandate that the food item only needs to be 70% organic to qualify for Organic labelling; and all the other organic certifications are done by less-than-transparent private organizations.

Also, assuming the food you purchase is comprised of actual elements on the periodic…

"Megan Fox, who once again combines the looks of a professional porn star with the acting of an amateur porn star."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No, beer-making is beautiful.

Nope...

I was about 10 or 11 and my Uncle was in town from San Diego. The Padres happened to be in Philly so my Uncle picked me up and we went down to the Vet to watch the game. It was a Thursday afternoon the place was empty. We had seats down the RF line and during warm ups Tony happened to be to be playing catch with…

Still in my garage.

Umm, this is "The Wedge", in Newport Beach, CA, of course, but this kind of thing happens all the time in lots of places all over the world. Hawaii, natch. (People with deranged lives, wherein and including myself, have been doing things like this as a normal activity since the 60's.) Tip: It's more fun to actually…

Been there (The Wedge), done that , have the scar on my hip to prove it. I wasn't wearing a wetsuit.

Classic Newport Wedge in action on a small day.

This is proper sized Wedge:

That's the Wedge. Most likely he landed in water that is 6" deep...

The fact that it has a section which says "the fact that there is a SCIENTIFIC CONSENSUS is a statement which does not hold up" proves this isn't fact-based. Because alas, everywhere I go, and I can find evidence that there IS a strong consensus... the strongest in science for any topic over the past 30 years, in…