Totally, I mean look how well the kid turned out!

You know, I'm quite shocked at this as well. Not really SHOCKED shocked, but surprised so many commenters are all "ew, Texas sucks tumbleweed no surfing". I'm a seventh generation Texan. My family fought Santa Anna in the Texas Army during the revolution. I love this state, but I don't HATE California. It's nice!…

As someone who's lived in both Texas and California, I sure wish y'all would stop hating on each other. The states are more similar than they are different when compared to other places in the US.

MLB basically did it to Marge Schott. No reason the NBA can't do it, too.

I still stand by my theory that Raimey intentionally made Spidey 3 bad in retaliation for the Producers forcing him to put Venom into the film. Every time someone mentions the "dance scene" he just snickers to himself a little more...

Spiderman 3 was so obviously written in a board room, by like 20 people, while sitting down staring at a white board with 50 checkboxes next to different demographics that the Producers wanted to satisfy. Basically it is the worst of movie making in the last decade.

This just took a turn into Saints Row territory.

He is the product of Ferndale, California, a proud cow town hidden here behind the Redwood Curtain. It's a small town, filled with the descendents of Swiss/Portagee/Italian cow people who spend a lot of time with cows and who do cow-related things together.

Poutine is that and so much more. I would take standard-issue chip-wagon poutine over Triple Truffle Fries any day. And it would not cost me $14USD.

I have made fun of virtually every single major American city at this point, including my own hometown (repeatedly). Detroit doesn't get a pass, because nowhere gets a pass.

RING THE BELL IN FLAVORTOWN SQUARE BECAUSE GUY REVERE IS RIDING HIS 4-COURSE FLAVOR HORSE THROUGH THE STREETS TO WARN YOU ABOUT HIS BRAND NEW CASH MONEY DELI BRO-GIE JAM PACKED WITH MORE MEAT THAN A DRUNK SORORITY GIRL ON A SATURDAY NIGHT. AND THIS AIN'T NO GAY-OLI MY FRIENDS, OUR STRAIGHT GANGSTER VOLCANO AIOLI SAUCE…

Given your username, I feel like you saw this and went "MY MOMENT HAS ARRIVED."

Yep... a fact that is kind of curiously overlooked here. Granted, it doesn't change the fact that Hamilton will get their first, but he DOES have a sizable head start.

Why? I don't lose respect for someone when they say they like CoD.

if I didn't have a four year old daughter, and I would probably not watch it either. But, these Easter Eggs make it easier to swallow. I mean, I watched an episode with Weird Al as a guest star. His name was Cheese Sandwich. CHEESE SANDWICH! And he travelled around the world to make the best party ever.

No one's saying they do not deserve to derive enjoyment from their preferred medium of delivery.

I can understand the ire over spoilers for recently released television programs, films and video games.

I agree

as the father of a 3 year old this breaks my heart even more. i know there are millions of kids dying every day and my heart burns for all of them, but when i see something like this it just brings it home in a way that's very personal. those of you without kids won't really understand it until you have them. those of…

Every day some bullshit headline on the internet tells me to BE AMAZED or I WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED or THIS WILL MOVE YOU. You never are, and you never do.