Your trolling needs some work.

Better communication has obviously been the difference. LeBron yelled defensive instructions to Isaiah Thomas, but the words just seemed to go over his head.

If she was 18, you wouldn’t be ashamed to say that she’s a little hot piece of ass.

Jeff, I’m just telling it like it us.

Anything is possible.

Calm down Paul, you still got your number retired.

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

God I hate that they ever let you out of the greys.

counterpoint: Give him some more Mountain Dew Code Red.

will someone please take the controller out of dan gilbert’s hands?

I think they just thought he was dick

aye, ding dongs - he’s talkin about Kyrie

Kyrie Iriving’s laughter could be heard echoing off the great ice walls at the edge of all things.

If the crowd in And 1 videos were all white, this is what you would get.

No matter what he did, this was always going to be the take. He couldn’t win here. He came out and did what he always does. There was just so much “But Janet Jackson...” happening (and it’s questionable exactly how much that SB performance hurt her career. I think she’s doing just fine). We can have a legitimate…

The half time show was almost as bad and awkward as the “honoring” of the vets at the coin toss. I never understood why the NFL feels they are the purveyors of patriotism, if not an actual wing of the military.

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

I don’t know. I don’t think it’s that weird. I do it all the time. Sure, some people think it’s weird but not everyone is a dog person.

I feel like someone asked Lebron if he’d listen to an offer and he offhandedly said “sure, I’d listen to an offer out of respect,” and now everyone is running with it like he’s considering it.