How the fucking fuck did you get “Don’t try and put that on the chef, that’s entirely on her.” from “But we never say anything because she knows the risks”?

Only when I’ve been drinking heavily and can’t walk that well.

Let’s not forget he was using spaces meant to be used by people like me. People whose brother in law is a dentist and can get a note to obtain a handicap tag.

What the hell was she doing!?

I don’t understand the question.

Poor Tomi.

I don’t agree that Cousins is an asshole. He’s a gentle giant who often gets provoked and takes a LeBron James-level of uncalled fouls. He does throw some temper tantrums but it’s hard to blame him when you see what he has been through on the court in high school, college, and the pros.

3 bananas constitute a bunch.

“I was ejected because it was late in the game, we had it in hand, and I wanted tic further my tough guy image.”

I’m pretty sure everyone is starting to hate Kevin Durant so, in a sense, he’s right.

My Next Chapter II, Joining the National Basketball Referees Association - by Kevin Durant.

I mean, I love me some Semi-Charmed Life and all but one of those things is definitely not like the others

“May God one day grant us all the self-assurance necessary to do whatever the real-life equivalent of joining a 73-win team is, and then proceed to lecture people about not working hard enough.”

Just give us one Eagles championship. Please, God, please!

No.

No way! I use it on Grindr. What are the odds?

Grease Pole Conquered is my D&D Character Name.

I don’t know you, but I hate you so much.

THERE IS NO GOD