The angry towards Simmons is so déclassé. I don't understand why you guys do it so viciously. It's very Trumpish.

Sorry, I’ve been stuck on step 2 for 20 years.

This is a really great strawman article, he was referring to KD talking about loving Boston as a city. Don’t know what’s whats worse, Simmons being Simmons or Deadspin slobbering hatefully all over his nuts

I’m going to go way out on a limb and guess that the Goose has strong opinions on Black Lives Matter.

My grandpa does the same thing, but he calls them "coloreds."

“No, no, no, no. Lemme show you how that’s done.”

That photo serves as a perfect metaphor for when Deadspin cross links its readers over to Jezebel.

This is a Good Baby.

One of my friend’s kids was there. He made it onto Instagram:

Caught the whole thing right Deron video.

I’ve tried this for years and it doesn’t seem to be going so well.

Paul: Hey Kevin, do you prefer The Durantula or KD?

Men lie, women lie, bullets don’t.

I’m surprised it took so long, but it looks like the Dominos have started to fall.

I justed starred both of these comments.

Chris Christie said the same thing in his exit speech.

This was a shot at revenge for the ostrich after all of her eggs were eaten by a Mongoose.

Man, that thing was really flying.

*Sees self out*

Soooo it’s a current gen Onimusha replacement until Capcom pull their heads out their anuses and give us a new Onimusha ?