It’s all fun and games until she finds you and kicks your ass.

Nate Diaz as a dog?

But it’s been a great week for guys who have killed and were on your fantasy team in 2010 (see: Harrison, Marvin).

“Johnson ... stands eighth and ninth on the league’s all-time leaderboard in receptions and yards.”

Maybe if Rovell didn’t spend all his waking hours hunched over his phone, he wouldn’t have the posture and general physique of a man who has very recently been cryogenically unfrozen.

Can’t stop watching this for some reason.

Shots fired.

Harrison sure sounds happy and well-adjusted.

“This will sound deeply strange, but: the Thunder are in survival mode.”

It doesn’t matter who’s in the driver’s seat, this organization just crashes head on into a bridge embankment everytime.

This may be the worst Kinja ever.

The hyphenated last name really takes this to another level. +1

However, thanks to an incident at a Colorado hotel, Vanessa Bryant has more ice than D’Angelo will ever see.

(afraid to say anything)

How the fuck can I not get a job with ESPN.

“She’s done nothing. She’s done absolutely nothing to further the success of the middle class. She jumps on the backs of people who she wants to be dependent on government. She needs these people to be dependent on her.”

He’s doing his job to the best of his ability.

Lawyers are “just the best” until you or your business needs one.

I think we need to coin the term “RickReilled” for times like this. When a publication, company, or website misses a grand opportunity and disappoints everyone in the process.

Good tennis doggie names: Ruffer Nadal, Roger Terrier, Novak Dogovic, Fido Dognini, Poodle Cuevas, Federico Dogboners

Retread joke.