Yaaaay, it's like that time Gawker lost our passwords... but for every website. Ugh. Time to think up some inventive passwords... What puns can I think up based off the names of people, both fictional and not, that can be combined with a number and personalized for each website it's used on?

No... but the acting is of a similar level as what you'd find in a porno. Insanely bigger budget than any porno, though!

I loved the graphic novel and I loved the movie... I don't know how many people also loved both, but I think they're out there. I suppose you should probably read it, but doing so after seeing the movie might not give you the same effect.

So long as your fast-forward button works correctly, and you use it liberally enough, it's a pretty half-decent flick!

No. You don't even have to watch that once to know how bad it is.

Mistake? No. He would have just gotten high and had a blast narrating it.

She is Kove, leader of the National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sport Utility Vehicle!

I realize that it's made out of a biscuit, but that's clearly a sandwich.

See, in Ontario, 40 hours is also full time, but you don't get paid more until it's over 44 hours... for some fucked up reason that I not only cannot explain or understand, I don't know how no one is speaking up about the four hours of "overtime" that isn't "overtime".

The implication I'm reading into here is that you guys get overtime as soon as you hit 40 hours, yes? If so, what the fuck is wrong with where I live?!

Pretty sure I am, yeah.

I won't lie, there was a twinge of irony in there, but for the most part, I was pretty serious.

They definitely could have gotten away with saying something like "On Instagram, James Franco (35) was seen leaving comments for one "lucy_clode" (17)...". There's nothing really wrong with that, it's just presenting factual information.

Better tell that to the law-makers across the planet because teenagers around the world become legal adults at 18 and in most places can have sex before that...

Well, I'm not sure how much better or worse people are in that part of Africa compared to south-east Asia/Oceania (AIDS obviously would be a big difference), but there does appear to be quite the difference in smoking rates.

Well sure, but that's why I said "in that sense", as in, "in the sense that we're accepting that definition as fact...".

Hmm... I feel like I need to figure out a way of running and illegal import/export business trading coke for smokes...

What's going on in Africa? Did some of those countries just never have cigarettes introduced, or do they have some kind of amazing anti-smoking campaigns?

If I'm not mistaken, all these discovered "things" are dwarf planets, not planets, so in that sense, no more planets have been discovered in our solar system, in fact, we went down a planet.

I call dibs on the big one!