Top Image: This account's former profile picture, uploaded in May, which was set to friends only, as was the whole album before the change.

I thought that said "masturbation", and I was like "what, no way, that's not true!"

They are... but boy do they punish you when you take their gifts in vain...

Yeah, it's great for those of us who watch this kind of thing, and are always checking what is set to public on our own profiles, what you can see on people you aren't friends with's profiles, then making a dummy account so you can check what your own profile looks like to someone you aren't friends with....

Uhh, no. Is it public in some form? Obviously, it's on your page, it's not hidden. However, if set to private (which they absolutely can be, and could by default up until about August of this year), all people can see is the small thumbnail or medium size version of the image you are currently using.

Yes, but that's the fault of the studio who released the trailer, not anyone who mentions or shows something in the trailer.

I thank the liquor gods for inventing ice tea, which looks a whole lot like whiskey.

Clearly it "drove around" the mob boss' wife, and as such, had to be fitted with a pair (and then another pair) of cement wheels (even though I think it would sink just fine normally)...

While I can't remember if it was part of an actual privacy settings switch-up, profile pictures were automatically made public unless you manually changed them back in only August. Most people are not aware of this change.

As has already been said, it's for dresses, not balls. But that only begs the question: what the hell was the man-dominated society of the 19th? 20th? century doing making products specifically for the fairer sex?! Surely we had more important things to do, either they can do things like a man, or they can stop…

Was it io9 that did an article a while back about what qualifies as a spoiler and what doesn't? I have to feel an officially released trailer can't count as a spoiler.

I feel if you don't know the Spider-Man mythos, that would qualify as a spoiler. A more accurate analogy would be saying "Uncle Ben is in the new Spider-Man movie", or even more simply, "in the Spider-Man movie, Peter Parker becomes Spider-Man". It's a spoiler because you wouldn't technically know that unless you…

Those were Kryptonians, eh.... huh, kinda goes against the being all clean and spiffy and futuristic... Also, didn't even know Lois Lane was in the trailer (my Flash player sucks), and I kinda like that.

So are pants, but I'll be damned if I call my underwear "panties"!

I don't use one of the sprays, but a roll-on variety, and I can't count how many times I've been complimented on my scent. I'd say, next to my hair and fashion sense, it is the third most complimented thing about me... though I make sure to reveal that it is Axe, I feel like that name alone is a turn-off.

Around 6 I started setting up elaborate traps around the fireplace. I would surround every angle of escape with fishing wire, hang bells, and sleep in the living room. When I never caught Santa or any evidence of him (other than cookies being eaten and presents being left on the couch... they rarely ended up under…

I'm okay with that. I liked the show, and I like Sleigh Bells (first thing I listened to on my new iPod) and Tegan and Sara (probably have the fourth highest number of albums on my iPod)... but I'm a dude, which means I'm probably not allowed to apply for a feminist card, so I'm probably not the best person to give…

Its a very confusing word! Its got to get it's shit together.

It took me a good five seconds to figure out why the hell someone would spell that "walla"... I guess that is kinda how that sounds... kinda.

There is so much confusion caused by the lack of the Oxford comma that I would describe failing to use it on the same level of misspelling words in the scale of 'inability to properly use the English language'.