I generally give Big Pharmaceutical a pass on the "they know the cure for cancer, but can't make money off it!" conspiracy theories. Don't get me wrong, I've always known they were a bit evil, but everyone in capitalism has to be to survive. But this... this makes me question my approach. I mean, look what they…

While it's true the abortion issue isn't a huge thing here in Canada, it's not a key plank in any party's election platform, it does pop up quite a bit for a country who has supposedly moved past that. It's quite often you get someone popping up and at least saying something against abortion. You might say that…

Don't worry, the Minister for the Status of Women was doing her duty to women everything when she voted to re-open the abortion debate.

Yeah, I can't really believe that American stupidity has now become so great that they can't be allowed candles in a blackout lest they burn their houses and themselves down in a resulting fire.

I remember a number of years back everyone was freaking out about the hurricane that was actually going to get us... in Toronto. Schools were shut down, businesses, closed, people were preparing for the apocalypse, stores were sold out of basic supplies... I can't recall if it actually ended up raining. I know the…

Or just do what I do: have a bed, put computer beside it.

Made entirely out of aluminium... yet there are windows... dear god, Steve Jobs was that tech guy in Star Trek IV!!

Sadly your points do nothing to explain the cease-and-desist letter Apple sent a German cafe for using an apple as their logo.

Not to mentioned suing anyone who uses the word "yacht", as it could cause consumers to to confuse it with Steve Jobs' yacht (facts like "who was using the term 'yacht' first" be damned!).

I come to Deadspin less than once a year for soccer news. I get virtually all my soccer news from BBC Sport. I get some other bits and pieces here and there from other sites, virtually all of which are British-based (what happens when you primary follow the English league). And when I watch soccer, I typically do…

In 20 years, when all cars come with these, and they all display ads (tailored to your presumed interests, of course) that distract you while you try to drive, people are going to pretty pissed you came up with this idea just on a whim.

That appears to be some sort of child-transporting device, which makes me ask: why isn't this year-round? Why push your child around in some plastic blob when you can have him ride a DeLorean?!

Considering the word "apology" appeared six times in the article, I think one could be forgiven for assuming this was an apology, not a public notice.

Unless you work in some sort of video game-related industry, I think if your boss is cool with you wasting time not working on a video game blog, he or she probably isn't going to much care if that video game blog you're wasting time on instead of working has a bit of penis.

I'm aware that Vista is the crappiest crap system in the history of crap (I'm allowed to say that, I've been using it for over three years), and that 7 and 8 are much better, but I feel I need to point out that despite what Windows said, Vista won't run* on 1 gig of RAM, and I really would not think 8 could either.

In the '70s (I assume) being white (and therefore disliking blacks) transcended petty things like what planet you came from.

If I didn't have to leave for work, good golly, I could spend a few hours on this.

Me too! Taking the time to bottle it is such a waste when you're going to end up drinking it before you've even had time to get it all in the bottles!

After having gotten the manslaughter cases against the scientists out of the way, prosecutors move on to the charge of first degree murder to be levied at God himself.

I was pretty disgusted and uneasy about this whole affair before I learned there was even a chance that I would have to smell or taste it... I just assumed it would go back up the way it would have come out had it come from me... but no, it's a nasogastric tube (the use of "naso" worries this medical layman), so I…