Really didn't sound much different from her usual shite.

In a decade, this'll be standard in the iPhone 18GGCQS

Isn't there an app for that?

No doubt, the Duke was a heavy beast, but I liked it. The A, B, X, Y buttons were in a pattern that let your finger rest on top of them, allowing you to go from one to another must faster than the replacement. The D-pad, too, was nicely fitted to your thumb. The tops of the control sticks were nicely designed for…

If this is an ad for one of their processors, I feel like it might be a pretty shitty ad... since it's been gathering data for like 10 minutes now.

At first I was like "there's no way I'm going to be entertained by four minutes of some girls going down a road on longboards"... but damn, there is a lot more to longboarding than I'd expected, that was unbelievable.

I know I did.

Alright, I've got 3 months to steal myself a 5-ish year old child so I can have an excuse to go see that movie.

It looks like you've fumbled the date on Rumsfeld, he wasn't the Secretary of Defense in 1994.

And the score after the first video stands at:

I have to take issue with the title. "Why vampires will never exist"? Really, the first paragraph clearly states that this discovery only possibly provides us with a possible way of defeating the vampires, when they've already existed and begun to take over, assuming they don't kill or subjugate us all first.

@stuarc: I'm glad I didn't have to go far to see the Marshall McLuhan quote. The medium absolutely is the message.... and that's why Twitter is stupid. 140 character limit... stupid!

I don't even get why people use Facebook Chat (well, I do, they're so incredibly lazy that they can't be on Facebook while a second instant messaging program runs silently in the background), with all of its bugs and problems. Hell, if there was just an assurance that all messages, online or offline, would get…

I've done Ontario winters, they might not be Manitoba winters, but I think we can agree to laugh at the Americans who dub a foot of snow "snowpocalypse". Here, at least, the definition of a snow day is when there's too much snow coming down too fast over night to have the majority of the roads drivable for something…

On the upside, this the first step of killing school all together (well, "school" in the sense of "a building you have to go to everyday" not so much in the "mandatory education" sense)...

I don't want to have to go to war with a country because a couple teenagers there hacked into President Palin's e-mail.

I put that up for the World Cup and can't be bothered to change my Gawker avatar, but no, I'm not (by citizenship) English, faulpeltz had it, I am Canadian.

I'm a little worried about you need to specify that these would be the last humans and not just "people"...

Well. Time to pull out of NATO.

Just our way of apologizing to the world for Justin Bieber.