Is there anything in the rules that says you can't bring a large, black dildo onto a flight? Because if not, I know what I'm strapping to myself when they want to body scan my junk.

@mecha2142: When I was that age, I didn't have any computers or electronics (etch-a-sketch doesn't count), but I'd say I'm pretty addicted to my computer now (though I don't have any kind of smart phone).

The first thing I think of is Fringe [MINOR SPOILERS AHEAD]. Remember episode 2 of this season? They find a pen on the ground and are so shocked to see one, that the idea of a pen is archaic to them because they were raised with computer terminals and tablet computers and the like. Who's to say this is a bad thing?…

@mailpip1: A friend of mine asked me about that and I said he was crazy... maybe he wasn't. Get back to me when you have something definitive.

Why in god's name would you put a stick of dynamite in your mouth?! It's clearly a dick.

@Sabbatai: Weeeeeiiiiiiirrrrrrrrd... maybe you saw some pornography or (sorry for saying this) you mother naked and just repressed that part. How else could you dream up anatomically correct women without knowing what was anatomically correct?

I got to 15 in less than 5 minutes before my Carpal Tunnel and need to imbibe in alcohol made me stop.

I want to just post "EX-TER-MIN-ATE!", but I'm sure someone's beaten me to it (though, from the look of the comments, no one has in the past 50, just variants of it, I guess io9 has clever commenters... no wonder I don't have a star).