You can’t tell me this is all about torching then pissing on Obama’s legacy.

But again it was relatively modest as these bills go, we’re talking a couple hundred pages as opposed to a couple thousand.

I’m going to print a couple of these out and mail them to the House of Representatives

A few days ago I mentioned I was making a poster to motivate myself to study for the bar. Well guess what?

Aeon Flux was so disappointing! But I love Charlize, so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

THAT IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF.

It’s not a movie...but recently my best friend and I hunted down the Amazon Casanova pilot to watch it because Diego Luna. It was so hilariously bad and dumb but...Diego Luna.

I’m not even going to read all the comments before I declare proudly, Kris Kristofferson in “The Sailor Who Fell From Grace From The Sea.”God what a terrible movie, I win everything.

I saw the Chronicles of Riddick in college because of Vin Disel. It was...shitty.

There’s a reason Titanic made so much money and it’s not because it’s a great movie.

She’s about the best thing in the movie. Well, her and Orlando Bloom’s AMAZING hair:

That’s a toss-up, because I’ve been in love with Walton Goggins since I first saw THE SHIELD and he has been in some seriously bad movies (PREDATORS, G.I. JOE RETALIATION...). RED DIRT was probably the worst; cliched, post-film-school tripe just dripping with Southern Gothic cliches, but he was naked in it and you saw…

This is charming.

Hmmmm....Probably The Astronaut’s Wife. Aside from one hot sex scene that movie was fucking awful. But I love Johnny Depp (not as much now).

Am I the only one who actually likes them? Though I also like Relic Hunter.

“Ol’ Dead-eyes,” I call him.

Virtuosity. I believe this was Russell Crowe’s debut movie, but I was in love with Kelly Lynch. I think I actually wrote fan fiction where her character and Denzel Washington’s character got together after the end credits. What? You’re weird!

Aeon Flux and Scorpion King

2006's Ultraviolet with Milla Jovovich. 9% Rotten Tomatoes, 4.4 IMDb.