Meryl!

Also, bringing some attention to this again:

I’m just gonna roll my eyes to lil Miley and keep my thoughts to myself. Mostly. I’ll just say this. Girl, we are not here for convenient pit stops on your path to “finding yourself.”

I smoked weed the entire month of April so I got Miley covered.

Although I understand in the larger sense that we’re all totally fucked and likely going to die soon, I must admit I do enjoy me a Spicey meltdown.

He’s always available and so am I.

I don’t get it. In part, simply because he is too young. Also, his face.

I feel the same and it’s still too soon for me to be interested in a person born in 1994. Maybe in 20 years if he ages well.

HA, his chain look like a string of pearls, too.

Yes, like he wandered off the SNL Coffee Talk set and couldn’t be bothered to change before his next appearance.

He looks like Angela Merkel’s slightly wilder sister.

My 70 year old mother has the same jacket from Chicos.

DYING! Also, WUT? Are you saying THAT person on the right in that pic is the <former> rocker Richie Sambora? Who is now resembling a brunette “Dorothy” from Golden Girls? WHAT IS HAPPENING? What is going on? Why is his hair teased at the crown with softening bangs curled down his forehead and he’s wearing a nice…

If your name was Billie Ray you’d want to change it too.

That is not Richie Sambora. That is my Aunt Mabel on one of her frisky days.

That’s Richie Sambora? Holy fuck he looks like a middle age women. Oh shit!

He looks like he’s a receptionist going to Vegas for a weekend ‘ya know just us girls, Sharon hasn’t left the house since Phil passed.’  

That’s the jacket of a woman who did all her shopping in 1997. It’s not often you see something that manages to look both cheap and dowdy, but that’s it, right there.

Is it wrong that I just looked at that picture and burst out laughing?