Lance Gross was on Grey’s!

That Kristen Bell video! *sniffles*

Yah I’m with you. Neither of those vids were anything to snob at. Especially “Feeling Myself”, which was effortlessly flawless (& “7/11” was great beautiful fun too) - not even a Bey or Nicki stan here.

This is part of the experience of being Black in America - I read the book along with everyone else in my generation (Class of ‘00) and I have always been perplexed at the notion that Atticus Finch was this moral hero that I was supposed to empathize with. I was never convinced of Atticus’ sympathy or goodness or…

Like, what happened to the friend’s eyeball tho???

The article source (original article on NYT - this is heavily parodied, but really not far off) is actually WORSE than this version. It reads like a mandatory college essay of a white kid first coming to terms with the fact that racism exists. Juvenile, condescending, one-dimensional, and boring.

My life would stop. So, for safety’s sake, I vote ‘no’.

OFF-BRAND HEMSWORTH IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTOR. I really don’t even understand why there is even a debate as to which is the Premiere Hemsworth? I’m embarrassed (not really) at how emotional and baffled I get when this comes up but I can’t help it.

This post is bringing out some of the best lame jokes. There is really nothing better than a lame joke that can actually make people laugh, a definite turn-on for me.

I may have mentioned this before, but I submitted resumes using my full birth name and couldn’t get any response for weeks. I knew that my resume was competitive and was really confused as to why I couldn’t get an email reply, let alone a phone call. I finally resubmitted all of my resumes using the initials of my…

Ok that was perfect. I almost felt stupid for not knowing what the original quote meant, but maybe I’m just so basic at lying that I didn’t even know there could be another level to this shit. WOW. I really learned something today. Going to re-evaluate every phone convo I’ve ever had in life ever.

Good job, T Swift. That was sweet.

HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO.

On the one hand, it’s a little too try-hard for my tastes.

Tell the truth and shame the devil.

They are both so gorgeous it hurts to look at them both at the same time; I had to cover one’s face while looking at the other so I didn’t flood my lady-basement (which didn’t really help, still had to concentrate rilly hard to keep clean). I highly doubt I’d perform worth a damn in that sandwich.

This is just freaking cute.

Poussey is a YES! Damn that girl is so fine *swoon*.

Oh my goodness gracious alive. I want to live in these.

I am starring anything and everything with Bob’s Burgers references.