Who asked for this?

BEY IS WEARING A D-ROSE JERSEY.

I approve this particular use of “mega babe.”

So then she's still lying. Got it.

That Lisa and Lenny piece should have been the headline. Priorities people.

Yes, yes, and more YES.

Ok FUCK NO. I work with 2-5 year olds who give much more resistance than this woman did, and in the 25 years that this preschool has existed, not one child has left the school’s care with a broken face. And before anyone tries to come at me about the obvious differences between drunk adults and toddlers - there are…

It’s “urban wear”...

Yo that trailer tho...

😒

This is the best Sunday I've had in a LOOOOOONNNNNGGGG time.

Yay.

You and me both.

Forget her lips - this Child got her ENTIRE FACE done. Look at the countour of her chin, her jawline/cheeks, and the insane largeness of her eyes. Geez.

ok it’s not fair to use Lochte’s pic because that is one damn fine-looking grill (and face attached to it) and now I can almost empathize with them because had I been presented with that pic at 16 I’d be like “yes I want one of those will it get me closer to being his spirit-animal, if so count me in YES.”

YO. Dirt Bag was not done right at all today. Amandla’s piece should have had it’s own post, nowhere near Michael Buble’s doucheface. :/

I'm framing this and putting it in my bathroom.

#TEAMTOOMUCH

That’s what is kind of interesting to me. They both threw each other under the bus in a sense - she decided to be #teamtoomuch, and he RIGHT THEN AND THERE made that very dramatic “ew” response, which he KNEW was going to be recorded and go viral!

Yeah but where did her nose go? The combo of highlighter + camera flash makes it really hard to make out the middle of her face in this pic.